Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

Recent Articles

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The Trash Report Jul 31 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks

Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.

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The Trash Report Jul 10 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Jul 3 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!

Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.

The Trash Report Jun 26 10:57 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!

Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.

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Say Nice Things About… Portland’s SEXIEST Statues!

They’re historical, they’re artistic… and they’re HOT.

The Trash Report May 15 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel

Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!