THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski

Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who's Getting Divorced, Who's Getting Old, and Who's Farting at the Airport?

Clear your plate for a heapin' helpin' of the latest garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods

Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: In Which I Spiral Into Climate Depression Like a Tornado or a Tropical Depression. Also, Otters, Britney, and Rudy Giuliani!

THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to get elbow-deep in this week's bin of hot gossip.

The Trash Report: The OC Turns 20, Pence is Getting Nasty (uh oh!), Reality Stars are Unionizing, and Guess Where Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Want to Have Sex?

THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks

Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance

Time for this week's hot gossip grind! 

THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use

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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!

Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.

THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!

Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.

THE TRASH REPORT: The Trash Report's Nemesis, We're All on the Cameron Diaz Diet, Constitutional Law, and Hamster Science

THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks

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THE TRASH REPORT: Sexy Current Events, Jenna Ortega's Mom Makes Smoking Cool Again, and What NOT To Do If You're Taking a Picture with Pedro Pascal

THE TRASH REPORT: Debt Ceiling, Toilets, and Bears, Oh My!

THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song

Let's dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?

THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel

Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!